"I live with my fairy tale boyfriend, but he has a wife."

"Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

"Treat life like a dick, when it gets hard just fuck it"

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jesscollins:

Definitely in my Top 5 funniest moments of the series!

Misfits - 2x03

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“You’re thinking about shagging her! You’re an idiot.”

“You’re thinking about shagging her! You’re an idiot.”

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ohjasminyouwhore:

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